Sick Cruising Anthology

What a year 2020 has been, readers and writers. A pandemic, exposure of violent racism, riots, political unrest…I can’t even begin to describe how surreal it’s felt. Of course, we all have a baseline understanding to work with, so I don’t really need to. Suffice to say, I’d love for whoever wished to live in an apocalyptic novel to get us out of it already. I suppose that it hasn’t been all bad for writers, though. It’s provided ample inspiration for stories. That brings me to the point for today’s post: my story, “Beautiful Dreamer,” in the Sick Cruising anthology from Notch Publishing House.

In the Sick Cruising anthology, the stories are united by a shared concept inspired by Edgar Allan Poe’s “The Masque of the Red Death.” Each writer was given a character and prompt based on that concept and then left to their own devices, within reason. In the end, the stories come together to tell the larger story of the doomed cruise ship the All Powerful as it takes its owner, Mitch Winters, and five hundred guests out to sea, far away from the COVID-21, or Red Lungs, outbreak–or so everyone thinks.

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My story, “Beautiful Dreamer,” follows Ava Nelson, daughter of modern Midas and close friend of Mitch Winters, Gregor Nelson, as she accompanies her father and his nurse, Jayden Casseus, aboard the All Powerful. After living through her mother’s death, COVID-19, Gregor’s leukemia, and now Red Lungs, Ava sees this cruise as the escape that she and her father have been looking for. (Not to mention the chance to get to know Jayden more personally.) Then she spies Red Lungs symptoms in herself and other passengers. Suddenly, a pale, scrawny figure appears in her dreams, stalking her father. With no authority figure in sight, Ava fears they will never leave the ship.

Other writers from the anthology include my fellow writers from the Darkness Wired anthology, Henry Snider, R.C. Mulhare, and Junior Sokolov.

“Beautiful Dreamer” is my second published story with Sick Cruising being my second fiction anthology. (“Postmortem” was long-listed in a contest but never published, and I had an essay published in an anthology before Darkness Wired, but that was an academic anthology.) So, as with “Patient Zero,” this is an exciting time for me. A light in the darkness, you could say.

For more information on the Sick Cruising anthology and to look out for future anthologies and contests, check out Notch Publishing House’s website. You can also find ways to read Sick Cruising there, including buying a Kindle or paperback copy on Amazon.


Designed by Stephanie Hoogstad circa 2011

Book Reviews: Odell’s Fall by Norman Bacal

Well, everyone, it’s Thursday. That means that tomorrow’s Friday, and we’re almost to the end of another week. It’s already shaping up to be an interesting year, so why don’t we leave the world behind for a while and dive into some fictional problems instead? Today I want to bring you a review for a very interesting–albeit high-tension–novel called Odell’s Fall by Norman Bacal.

Odell Moore is one of the top lawyers at his firm. Everyone aspires to be him and envies him all at once. After all, you don’t come by the nickname “The General” by accident. When his eyes darken, you know that the General is about to go to war. It is no surprise that a man like him was born from the ashes of a tragic past. Yet the General has a secret, a soft side that could very well be his downfall: his blushing bride, Dee Brabant, daughter of racist Senator Brabant of Alabama. Little does Odell know, his father-in-law’s objections to his and Dee’s interracial union are but the beginning of his troubles.

When a murder in his home changes him from the firm’s golden boy to persona non grata, Odell’s whole life is thrown into flux. His marriage is in shambles, he questions every relationship he has, and he becomes the number one suspect in a high-profile crime—and even he isn’t sure of his innocence. The truth is far more complicated than anyone could imagine. The question is, will everything come to light before it’s too late?

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Odell’s Fall by Norman Bacal certainly lives up to its predecessor, William Shakespeare’s Othello. In fact, I’d argue that I like Odell’s Fall much, much better. The ending in particular fits my tastes much better than that of any Shakespearean tale. I cannot discuss why without giving too much away, but I will say this: for those who are tired of tragedies the likes of Romeo’s and Juliet’s demises will be pleased, but those who hate happily ever afters will not be disappointed, either. Like everything in life and in this book, the ending is complex and bittersweet, which makes it satisfying in a way that most works, including those by William Shakespeare himself, are not.

I’ll admit, the closest that I’ve ever come to a complete retelling of a Shakespeare play, as opposed to a mere adaptation of one, has been The Lion King. (Yes, if you think about it, that movie is just Hamlet with lions, but that is a topic for another day.) Maybe I just haven’t realized that I have before, or maybe they’ve just never caught my eye before. However, I am used to looking out for when works slip in references to older works, such as Shakespeare’s plays, and if they are done well, find looking for these references to be one of the unexpected joys of the reading experience. In this sense, Odell’s Fall certainly did not let me down. Bacal has left subtle references, from Odell’s surname “Moore” to the nickname of a rival his firm has to face, “The Turk”, that will fill any English major with pride. Given that his previous occupation was as a managing partner of a law firm and not in anything having to do with English literature, I have to give Bacal props for his ability to do this.

In addition to how well Odell’s Fall ties in with and even surpasses Othello, the book is, overall, a well-written and entertaining novel. The writing was very compelling, and I found it hard to put the book down whenever I had time available to pick it up. Considering Odell and many of the other major players are lawyers, it could have been easy for Bacal to fall into the trap of relying too heavily on his backward and bogging the work down with too much legal jargon. I did fear that this would happen at some point. However, the author surprised me. Bacal very rarely made the legal side of this legal thriller boring, and it was much easier for me to follow that part of the book than I had expected (not easy but easier).

Each character has his/her good points and bad points, but it is still easy to pick the “heroes” and “villains” out of the bunch. Given that the multi-layered plot depends heavily on distrust, misplaced trust, and twist after gripping twist, this kind of character development works perfectly with the plot arc. Readers might not necessarily be able to relate to any one character’s entire situation or who they are as people, but they will find aspects that they can really latch onto: desperately trying to live up to expectations and climb the corporate ladder, trying to live down the criticisms of a partner’s judgmental parent, harboring trust issues rooted in a troubled past, risking everything for a relationship only for the relationship to turn sour, and so on. While he is definitely no angel, I have to say that Odell is my favorite character, perhaps because he is not an angel. He is very human with very human flaws (that I would love to smack him for many times), but he is also resilient. He makes mistakes, but in the end, it isn’t about who doesn’t make mistakes; it’s about how people conduct themselves after they have.

The best part of Odell’s Fall, though, is its timelessness. It serves as the embodiment of the saying “the more things change, the more things stay the same.” Bacal shows that many of the issues that the reader might have thought were resolved long ago, such as the taboo of interracial marriage in the American South, might not have disappeared as thoroughly as we would like to think. The book addresses many themes that are as painfully relevant today as they were years, decades, even centuries ago: racial tensions, familial drama, the “anything to get ahead” mentality we have created when it comes to our careers and social statuses, and the lack of trust we cultivate in our personal and professional lives. Perhaps this means that it also draws attention to old wounds that many of us would rather ignore, but if we don’t check them sooner or later, all they will do is fester and infect all of society.

If I were to pick a fault in Bacal’s work, it would be that he takes a while to get to the heart of the thriller aspect. There is plenty of tension and emotional drama in the beginning to catch and keep the reader’s attention. Regardless, the actual murder does not take place until well into the book. I did not personally find this a problem as I was so wrapped in the lives of Bacal’s characters that, really, the murder and whodunnit aspects were not the main focus of the story for me anyway. However, for those looking for a legal thriller with a more traditional arc that starts with the major crime close to the beginning, this aspect might be disappointing. The book is also 416 pages, so it is a time commitment, but I think it’s worth every page.

All in all, Odell’s Fall by Norman Bacal is an excellent read. A gripping legal thriller, it is well-written with complex characters, a compelling plot, and enough twists to keep you constantly on the edge of your seat. I didn’t even notice any proofreading errors, which has been rare for me when reading these books published on a smaller scale. Whether it was because there truly were no noteworthy errors or because I was just too wrapped up in the story to notice, it’s a good thing. According to the Amazon description, this is just the first in a series of novels based on Shakespeare’s plays, and if the others are anything like Odell’s Fall, I can’t wait to get my hands on them.

You buy a physical or eBook copy of Odell’s Fall by Norman Bacal on Amazon.

Do you know of any books I should read? E-mail me at thewritersscrapbin@gmail.com and let me know!

Cover Reveal: The Hollow Gods by A.J. Vrana

Happy Hump Day, readers and writers! I hope the new year is treating all of you well, political strife aside. To my Australian readers, please stay safe with these bushfires still rampaging, and here’s hoping that those will die down soon. To those outside of Australia, if you would like to help out even on a small scale, here is an article from USA Today detailing how you can provide aid to victims of these fires. Now, onto the matter at hand. Today marks the first time I’m partaking in a very special part of the publishing process called a cover reveal. In particular, I am here to bring you the cover for The Hollow Gods by A.J. Vrana, the first book in the Chaos Cycle Duology.

A.J. Vrana is a debut novelist specializing in explorations of the surreal, the fantastical, and the forgotten. A Serbian-Canadian academic and lifelong resident of Toronto, Vrana holds a Bachelor’s in Psychology and a Master’s in Humanities from York University. She is also working on her doctoral dissertation at the University of Toronto exploring the relationship between the supernatural in modern Japanese and Balkan fiction and violence.

Her first published novel, The Hollow Gods, will be available on Amazon through The Parliament House Press July 28, 2020. Pre-orders will be announced soon on Vrana’s website.

Now, for the big reveal!

About the Book

Black Hollow is a town with a dark secret.

For centuries, residents have foretold the return of the Dreamwalker—an ominous figure from local folklore said to lure young women into the woods and possess them. Yet the boundary between fact and fable is blurred by a troubling statistic: occasionally, women do go missing. And after they return, they almost always end up dead.

When Kai wakes up next to the lifeless body of a recently missing girl, his memory blank, he struggles to clear his already threadbare conscience.

Miya, a floundering university student, experiences signs that she may be the Dreamwalker’s next victim. Can she trust Kai as their paths collide, or does he herald her demise?

And after losing a young patient, crestfallen oncologist, Mason, embarks on a quest to debunk the town’s superstitions, only to find his sanity tested.

A maelstrom of ancient grudges, forgotten traumas, and deadly secrets loom in the foggy forests of Black Hollow. Can three unlikely heroes put aside their fears and unite to confront a centuries-old evil? Will they uncover the truth behind the fable, or will the cycle repeat?

http://thechaoscycle.com/the-hollow-gods/
Black Hollow has a dark secret…

If you’re interested in The Hollow Gods by A.J. Vrana, be sure to add it on Goodreads. Also follow Vrana on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook.

Do you have a book coming out or a cover reveal coming up soon? Let me know at thewritersscrapbin@gmail.com, and it might show up on this blog!


Designed by Stephanie Hoogstad circa 2011

Darkness Wired Anthology

Happy Thanksgiving to my American readers! It’s certainly been a busy few weeks. I went on vacation the week of Halloween, and almost as soon as I got back, I fell really ill. I was definitely not a happy camper for a while there. Fortunately, I’m doing much better. Busy as always, but not feeling like I’m going to die from being sick anymore. I also have some pretty exciting news: one of my short stories, “Patient Zero”, was published in the Darkness Wired Anthology from Notch Publishing House.

For this anthology, writers were given the pick of several prompts involving a mixture of modern technology, old gods, and Lovecraftian mythos. With each story covering a different year, Darkness Wired spans fifty years from 2020 to 2070–a future that’s just around the corner. The result: a collection of ten dark science fiction/horror stories that will entertain you and make you think.

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In “Patient Zero”, the first known sufferer of a new disease called Fibrodysplasia Ossificans Agressiva, Maria Labeouf-Garcia, is slowly driven mad by hallucinations. At least, she thinks they are hallucinations. The truth is far beyond her comprehension, but will Maria discover it before it’s too late?

Other authors in the Darkness Wired Anthology are Wren Cavanagh from The Last Flag and Junior Sokolov from Honeycomb: Revelations (co-author).

“Patient Zero” is my first short story to be published–“Postmortem” was long-listed for a contest but never published–so this is both an exciting and nerve-racking development for me. Hopefully, though, it will not be my last.

For more information on the Darkness Wired Anthology and to look out for future anthologies and contests, be sure to check out Notch Publishing House’s website. If you want to support some fellow writers and read the anthology for yourself, you can borrow it on Kindle Unlimited or buy it for $4.99 on Amazon.


Designed by Stephanie Hoogstad circa 2011

Book Review/Announcement: Hidden from Our Eyes by James Fisher

Update 12/18/2019: At the time that I was working on this announcement/review for Hidden from Our Eyes by James Fisher, the book’s Amazon page said it was 370 pages long. However, it now shows 272 pages, so that is the correct length.

Happy Friday, readers and writers! Today I want to bring you a combination book announcement and review for a unique kind of speculative fiction—or at least one that we don’t hear about very often anymore. Instead of taking its readers far into a dystopian future or back into a foreign-yet-somehow-familiar past, this book journeys into an almost unrecognizable alternate timeline, one in which Native Americans still control North America, English as we know it never came to exist, and by the 1970s, cars just barely exist in Europe and planes are but a madman’s dream. For this post, I want to talk about Hidden from Our Eyes by James Fisher.

June 21, 1976 – Tom Winchester is a student pilot living with his widowed mother in Virginia Beach. On the summer solstice, as he is leaving for his flying lessons, a voice calls out to him from near a hickory tree in his front yard. Convinced it’s one of his old track-and-field buddies playing a prank on him, Tom investigates. Instead of finding a mischievous friend—or any other source for the voice—he stumbles through a mysterious and mystical stone arch into a world plucked straight out of the history books: Vinlandia, a North America void of all Europeans but for a few Christian priests and Vikings.

No English. No America. No family or friends or any connection to those around him. Abandoned by a trickster voice in a land that is so familiar and yet so incredibly strange, Tom must learn and adapt if he is to survive long enough to find his way home. From wartime scouting missions and brushes with pirates to landmark inventions and an unlikely romance, this Virginian is in for the adventure of a lifetime. With the source and purpose behind his journey still a mystery, the real adventure has only just begun.

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Now, I want to be upfront about my history with this book. I actually started off beta reading it for Fisher as part of a Fiverr gig, and I have seen in it through many iterations of thorough and honest feedback. Most recently, I served as the work’s editor, making sure to polish the writing as best as I can while still maintaining Fisher’s unique voice. I felt it only fair to disclose this to you, my readers, so you will have it in mind as you read through my review.

However, remember this: I always speak my mind. I’m nice about it, but I still do it. If I don’t like something, I will be honest and say so. Fortunately, that’s not the case here. I have seen Hidden from Our Eyes grow from a strong concept into a captivating story, and fans of alternate universes/timelines, historical fiction, and supernatural fiction are in for an exciting ride.

Hidden from Our Eyes by James Fisher is a quick and engaging read despite being 370 pages long. In part, this is due to Fisher’s straightforward, easy-to-follow writing style coupled with carefully selected descriptions. For me, though, it’s more due to the multiple layers of mystery driving the novel. Where exactly has Tom landed? Who called him through the archway, and why? Why is this timeline so different from ours? Will Tom ever be able to get home? With these just being some of the more major questions this book generates, the reader will keep going until the very end just to get them answered—and then impatiently wait for the sequel as more questions are raised in the last few pages.

As with most speculative fiction, the most compelling aspect of this novel is the world-building. Fisher has clearly put a lot of thought, historical research, and imaginative energy into constructing an alternative timeline that could have realistically branched from a minor divergence in the path to our reality. While it seems on the surface to be absurd or outlandish, thinking it through, much like Tom himself does, reveals just how much sense Fisher’s alternate timeline/universe makes. For a nerd like me—one who is both a history nerd and loves to contemplate what would have happened if just one thing had happened differently—this is as exhilarating as a well-defined magic system in epic fantasy or accurate technological leaps in science fiction.

Hidden from Our Eyes also contains a diverse cast of characters in which readers are bound to find someone that they can at least become attached to if not feel an affinity for. Each character has their own unique personality and history, even if the latter is never really explored or hinted at. Some are likeable, others are not, and still others manage to be both at the same time. (Womocco made me both smirk in amusement and groan in frustration, sometimes within the same scene.) Fisher has even developed the most minor characters well enough to make them stick in the reader’s mind for the rest of the novel. The characters of Aethelstan and Valgard, while very minor, made a particular strong impression with me, and Valgard ended up being one of my favorite characters. When minor characters turn out to be so well developed, the author has clearly put a lot of time and effort into making all of them.

Of course, this novel isn’t for everyone. The plot isn’t the same sort of on-the-edge, character’s-world-is-about-to-end kind of plot that many fantasy, science fiction, and other speculative fiction novels we have become accustomed to. The main antagonist is not some wicked ruler utilizing black magic or an evil corporation and/or alien race controlling our every move but a mysterious force akin to fate keeping Tom trapped in this new world. There is action involved in the scouting and ship scenes as well as plenty of emotional tension, but the story isn’t for action-lovers. Instead, it’s speculative fiction more aimed at thinkers and those focused on character and world development. It’s not a flaw in the work; it’s just not every reader’s cup of tea.

Overall, Hidden from Our Eyes by James Fisher is great for anyone who has ever wondered what it would have been like if Europeans hadn’t established colonies in America. It explores not only how that would have changed the socio-politico-cultural landscape of America itself but of the world at large, looking for the most likely event that would have prevented it and following the ripples that it would have sent throughout all of Europe and the Americas. On that front, the only way it could have been better is if we could have seen how it affected more of Asia, the Middle East, and that part of the world. However, the book is more than just an exploration of what if. It’s a journey into something that is both a secret fear and desire shared among most, if not all, humans: being given a completely new start, all by ourselves, with no connection to our pasts whatsoever to mold our destinies into whatever we want. This book invites the reader’s intellectual engagement, and for those who prefer more action, the potential for plenty of that in the second book is teased at by the end of this one. I personally can’t wait to see what becomes of Tom in both of the lives he has made for himself.

You can buy Hidden from Our Eyes by James Fisher as a Kindle book on Amazon.


Designed by Stephanie Hoogstad circa 2011

The Writer’s Scrap Bin Brief Updates

Long time, no read, loyal followers! Things have certainly picked up over here, even more so than usual. That’s why I wanted to take today to provide you with three key updates about what’s been happening over here in The Bin.

First of all, I’m happy to say that my beta reading gig on Fiverr has been booming since the website made beta reading its own category under “Writing & Translation”. In fact, that gig is currently a Fiverr’s Choice gig, meaning that it is recommended as a highly rated service, trusted for quality work and delivery. It’s been a lot of work, but it’s also been a labor of love as I help aspiring writers to make their works the best that they can be.

The second of these updates involves one of my editing clients, James Starvoice. For those of you who have been following this blog for a while, you probably know James Starvoice as Ameel Koro, whose Sister of Echo books I reviewed on here before being hired as his editor. This past week, Starvoice released a new novel, Natir Whitebridge: Dog Cage, and the first book in the series, Natir Whitebridge: A Grain of Respect, is now free on Kindle.

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Last but not least, I have some news regarding my master’s program. I submitted my dissertation in June, and we received our grades in July. At the end of July, we finally received the results of our progress. I DID IT! I graduated with merit and will be receiving my MSc in Creative Writing. It’s been a particularly challenging road, especially the past two years as my freelance work started picking up, but definitely worth it. I don’t know right now if I’ll be able to fly out to Scotland to actually walk the stage in November, but I am getting my degree regardless.

The official notice of my progression

While there is much more going on over here–including a possible addition to this blog–these are the three most major updates I can comment on with any sort of certainty at the moment. As more develop, I will make sure to let you know. Hopefully, I will soon be able to return to this blog with more posts from the exciting world of writing, editing, and trying to not lose your sanity. Until then, keep writing, my friends!


Designed by Stephanie Hoogstad circa 2011

Rotten Reviews from Rotten Writers

Happy Saturday, everyone! As my regular readers know, I started this blog as a way to provide support to fellow writers, whether they are aspiring or well established, and build a community of writers that build each other up, not tear each other down. I’ve just never understood why we can’t help each other. We all have our own genres, styles, and niches, so why can’t we share readers and rejoice in each other’s success? Unfortunately, not all writers think that way, and not just in modern times. We’ve been jerks to each other for quite a while. The proof is in Pushcart’s Complete Rotten Reviews & Rejections.

I’ve discussed this book once before. Essentially, it’s a collection of famous writers’ worst–and most hilarious–reviews and rejections. It’s meant to show writers that even the best in our trade get rejected and reviewed poorly so that they don’t get discouraged. To me, it’s actually quite an entertaining read. Among the reviews from famous publications and rejections from well-known publishers are remarks on certain works and their authors from an unexpected source: fellow writers. Whether in letters, diary entries, or published reviews, it seems that writers have always loved to take the opportunity to tear each other down. A few stuck out to me strongly, and you’d be surprised as to the perpetrators of these rather scathing comments:

A cliché anthologist…and maker of ragamuffin manikins.

Aristophanes on Euripides in The Thesmophoriazusae, circa 411 B.C.E.

First, I want to point out the date of that quote: 411 B.C.E. Yes, writers were ripping into each other even in Classical Greece. In this case, it was a younger playwright accusing one of his older contemporaries of being a “maker of ragamuffin manikins.” (That’s too funny, I just can’t get past it.) But where did such critiques get Aristophanes? Well, both are arguably still well known with Aristophanes called “The Father of Comedy” and “The Ancient Prince of Comedy” and Euripides considered one of the most prominent Ancient Greek tragedians who influenced the likes of William Shakespeare and George Bernard Shaw. Still, it’s worth noting that I had at least heard of Euripides before reading this book.

Whitman, like a large shaggy dog, just unchained, scouring the beaches of the world and baying at the moon.

Robert Louis Stevenson on Walt Whitman in Familiar Studies, 1882

Walt Whitman certainly took it in the shorts, even from fellow writers. Frankly, I’m not sure what to make of him being compared to an unleashed dog gone wild. Personally, I would take it as a compliment considering dogs are among some of the best animals in the world, but I severely doubt that Robert Louis Stevenson meant it like that. In case you don’t recognize the name, Robert Louis Stevenson was the author of both Treasure Island and The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde–an odd combination if I’ve ever seen one. He was also a poet with one of his most favorite collections being A Children’s Garden of Verses. Still, odds are that more people have heard of Whitman’s poetry than Stevenson’s.

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It’s a shame you never knew her before she went to pot. You know a funny thing, she never could write dialogue. It was terrible. She learned how to do it from my stuff…She could never forgive learning that and she was afraid people would notice it, where she’d learned it, so she had to attack me. It’s a funny racket, really. But I swear she was damned nice before she got ambitions.

Ernest Hemingway on Gertrude Stein in Green Hills of Africa, 1935

Ernest Hemingway, he was…quite the character. I won’t lie, my feelings about him are mixed at best. Was he a great writer? Absolutely. His mastery of minimalism and subtext is beyond compare. In fact, he’s my go-to for examples on how to utilize subtext in dialogue. He was also courageous and a real man’s man. Still, there is a strong argument–accompanied by a strong counterargument–that he was misogynistic. There’s no clear-cut answer to that, especially when you look at both his works and his personal life. His remarks on Gertrude Stein here really do not help the argument against him being misogynistic. To me, it seems like the knee-jerk reaction of someone who was butt-hurt that someone–a woman, no less–dared to criticize him. Writers aren’t the best when it comes to handling criticism, so it’s not surprising–it’s just rather unprofessional to attack another writer personally and in their art as a result.

It is of course a commonplace that Hemingway lacks the serene confidence that he is a full-sized man.

Max Eastman on Ernest Hemingway in New Republic, 1933

For all that Hemingway dished out, he took more than a few gut-punches himself. Even when it’s not about a legendary “macho” man like Hemingway, comments like this one are both hilarious and incredibly cringe-worthy. Max Eastman was a lot of things–prominent political activist, poet, writer on literature, philosophy, and society–but he’s nowhere near as well known today as Ernest Hemingway. Still, such a personal attack on a fellow writer seems rather unnecessary. Of course, Eastman was also a staunch supporter of the Women’s Rights Movement and a founding member of Men’s League for Women’s Suffrage, so perhaps Hemingway’s possible-but-not-proven misogyny caused some tension between them.

It’s a sad truth: writers have always attacked each other, and it will continue for the foreseeable future. Sometimes, the cause will be a dislike or disapproval of each other’s work. Other times, it’ll result from political, theological, philosophical, social, or economic disagreements. Real and imagined slights, jealousy, misunderstandings–a lot of things, both major and minor, could make writers lash out at each other. Then there are those jerks that just can’t keep their opinions to themselves when they hate each other.

Whatever the reason, tearing each other down does not help anyone. At best, you’ll go down in history as one of the literary world’s biggest a-holes. At worst, it could destroy your own career. As funny as many of these rotten reviews from rotten writers are, they are still toxic. Read them, laugh at them, but also learn from them. Do you want to be featured in one of Pushcart’s future editions of this book as the rotten reviewer? Or would you rather build up fellow writers and, maybe, grow your friend circle and fan base along the way?

What have your experiences been with fellow writers? Supportive? Destructive? A little bit of each? Leave your stories in the comments below!

Update 11/25/2022: This article and other pieces of my writing, from The Writer’s Scrap Bin articles to original stories and poetry, can be found on Vocal.


Designed by Stephanie Hoogstad circa 2011

GoFundMe Campaign For Friend’s Cats

Happy National Pet Day, everyone! I hope you’ve given your fur-babies plenty of love today. This post is not going to be like most of the others. I won’t be talking about writing, reading, publishing, or even Disney. Instead, I want to use this blog to help out a friend and fellow writing enthusiast/animal-lover. You see, my friend, Brittany Wilson, needs help paying to send her two cats to the vet. She recently lost another cat to anemia and suspected cancer, and now her other cats are showing signs of anemia as well. After paying bills and rent, she is struggling to scrape together money for the vet, so she has started a GoFundMe page to tie the venture over until her next paycheck.

When I was in middle school, I met Brittany through a role-playing forum for Anne McCaffrey’s The Dragonriders of Pern series. We continued to role-play on these forums together through my high school years and became friends on Facebook. She was like an older sister to me. Role-playing with her helped me to develop my writing skills, and I am forever grateful for that.

I am also a big animal lover. I have had a variety of pets throughout my life: dogs, a cat, a rabbit, and even guppies. My brothers also had a rat, a mouse, and a guinea pig at various points throughout my childhood. I’ve always been blessed with animals who have lived long, healthy, happy lives; the only animal I’ve had to put down relatively young was Bud, the dog I had before Bubba. No matter how it happens, losing a pet is very painful. If I can help a friend keep their pet happy and healthy, I will.

So, if you could please contribute to the GoFundMe campaign–even $5 would help–or share the link, I would be very appreciative, as would Brittany.

Here is link for anyone who wants to donate and/or share the cause:

https://www.gofundme.com/eleanor-and-skye-vet-care?fbclid=IwAR2v-pZ3HmPYnWegUC9ytszG0wetVDI84RnJg-VCbCd-kUzZa3dwjrmf78A

Thank you in advance!


Designed by Stephanie Hoogstad circa 2011


Rotten Reviews and Rejections

Happy Sunday, everyone! I hope you’re all having a great weekend so far. As usual, I’m spending mine working. (I’m still trying to find work/life balance as a freelancer.) However, I have also been spending it reading a book I got a couple weeks ago called Pushcart’s Complete Rotten Reviews & Rejections, edited by Bill Henderson and Andre Bernard. I’ve been getting such a kick out of it that I had to share it with all of you, yet I don’t want to do one of my typical book reviews. Instead, I want to go through a couple of these “rotten” reviews and rejections which I think that struggling writers would get a kick out of and find encouragement in.

First, I’ll explain what Rotten Reviews & Rejections is about. As the title suggests, it’s a collection of some of the harsher rejections and reviews of popular works–some of the “reviews” are of the writers themselves! This book takes reviews and rejections from as far back as 411 B.C.E. (seriously) to its publication in 1998. There also notes on famous writers’ rejections and struggles, commentary on the art of reviewing, and writers’ remarks on negative reviews and rejections.

Now that you know roughly what the book contains, I want to dive into the first rotten review/rejection. I’ll start with what I consider to be the most absurd:

…a copyeditor’s despair, a propounder of endless riddles.

Atlantic Monthly on Webster’s Third New International Dictionary of the English Language (1962)

I want you to take a careful look at the subject of the Atlantic Monthly‘s critique, Webster’s Third New International Dictionary of the English Language. I have never paid attention to reviews of dictionaries before unless I had an odd experience with that dictionary. Even then, the negative reviews have more pertained to incorrect spelling or definitions, missing words, etc. To find such a negative review of a dictionary which does not have to do with egregious errors took me by complete surprise. The lesson? All books get negative reviews, even ones as commonplace as dictionaries.

The next review really does not pull any punches:

…unmanly, sickening, vicious (though not exactly what is called ‘improper’), and tedious.

Athenaeum on The Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde

Well, at least they called it “not exactly what is called ‘improper'”. That’s something, right? It’s not the most negative or vicious review I have seen, but it’s not exactly rosy, either. The Picture of Dorian Gray is counted among Oscar Wilde’s best works. This clash between the review and the novel’s future success proves that no matter how bad a review seems when you read it, it won’t necessarily dictate the fate of your work. There are many, many other readers out there, and if they like your writing, they’ll make sure that you succeed. (Fun fact: the editor of Lippincott’s Monthly Magazine, in which The Picture of Dorian Gray was first published, feared so much that the story was indecent that he deleted roughly five hundred words from it before publication without Oscar Wilde’s knowledge. British book reviewers still took offense with the novel.)

Image retrieved from Amazon

Of course, before we get to the rotten reviews, we have to get through the rotten rejections. I’ve shown you some rotten rejections of famous works before, but those are only the tip of the iceberg. Fortunately, rejections nowadays are usually just generic form letters, so the personal insults are limited. Just be glad that you haven’t received a rejection like this one:

You’re welcome to le Carre–he hasn’t got any future.

Rejection for The Spy Who Came in from the Cold by John le Carre

Ouch. I have to admit, I’m not sure if this would make me want to crawl into a hole and never come out or prove the publisher/editor wrong. As you might have guessed, le Carre seems to have gone with the latter. It doesn’t seem likely that rejections will get so personal as to be this painful in the modern age, but the next time that you feel the sting of a rejection form letter, remember that le Carre didn’t these harsh words get in his way, so you shouldn’t let one or even one hundred rejection letters get in your way, either.

I get a little too much of a giggle from the last rotten rejection/review I’ll be discussing in this post, although it might have to do more with the novel than the actual rejection:

We regret to say that our united opinion is entirely against the book as we do not think it would be at all suitable for the Juvenile Market in [England.] It is very long, rather old-fashioned, and in our opinion not deserving of the reputation which is seems to enjoy.

Rejection of Moby-Dick by Herman Melville

I am not a big fan of Moby-Dick. It’s ironic since my own published essay was written on a chapter of Moby-Dick, but the novel just never caught my interest or kept me engaged. Perhaps it was the excessive talk of whaling. (While this wasn’t the reason why I originally disliked the book, I now cringe at the mention of the title because I had ancestors on the Essex, which served as inspiration for Moby-Dick. If you don’t know why that makes me cringe, check out the Wikipedia article.)

Regardless of my own opinions of the novel, it is still considered a classic and a Great American Novel. Its origins, however, include a rather rotten rejection and mixed reception when it finally was published. How novels become “classics” is a great mystery to most. That’s why you can’t just let a rejection–or a thousand–tear you down. Revisit your work, improve it however you can, and try again. Eventually, you’ll find that editor, publisher, or agent who has just been waiting for work like yours. Who knows, your multi-rejection novel or poetry collection might just become a modern classic.

The best way to handle rejections and negative reviews is to take them in, digest them, and determine if you can use the feedback to improve upon that or future works. However, sometimes you will come across rejections and reviews which are just spiteful and unproductive–in one word, rotten. You need to remember that every writer gets them at some point in their career. All you can do is take a deep breath, put the rejection or review aside, and move on with your life. Don’t feed the trolls; feed your writing.

You can get a paperback copy of Rotten Reviews & Rejections on Amazon. I will also be discussing more of these reviews and rejections in future posts, so keep an eye out!

Have you ever received a particularly painful rejection or review? Know of one for a famous writer/work? Leave your stories in the comments below!


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Presenting The Writer’s Scrap Bin Shop

I have some exciting news, everyone! (Well, exciting for me, at least.) I’ve been talking for some time about selling products with The Writer’s Scrap Bin logo on here. I even signed up for Vistaprint’s Promobox to get sample designs and products as well as their ProAdvantage program, which helps resellers buy and ship products made by Vistaprint to their customers. Well, the day has finally come: The Writer’s Scrap Bin Shop is officially open!

The shop is run by a WordPress plugin called Woocommerce. I am very new to this plugin–to the concept of selling through a blog at all–so this has really been a learning experience. However, I have seen so far some pretty cool features, including automatic calculation of taxes and shipping costs based on the buyer’s location. Mind you, as I am still learning this plugin and I can only afford the free version, the shop appears a bit crude at the moment. Hopefully, as I learn more about this plugin and all its features, I’ll be able to polish it and make it more visually appealing.

Right now there are sixteen products available on the shop, including two bundles called the Writer’s Kit and the Accessories Package. The Writer’s Scrap Bin sells a variety of products, including notebooks, pens, mugs, shirts, and even a phone card holder. All of the physical products are made and shipped by Vistaprint through their Vistaprint ProAdvantage program, and some are even designed by them through such things as their Promobox.

In the future, I plan to expand to include digital products such as eBooks, ways to buy my services through the blog, and mugs with some puns and other sayings I’ve written on them. (Hey, I get paid $5 for every five of those I do on Fiverr, why not save some of my ideas for me to profit off of directly?)

Here’s the best part: in honor of its opening weekend, everything on The Writer’s Scrap Bin Shop is 50% off until Tuesday, November 27th!

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